Awwww.... dont leave Jkath.
I'll tell you why Im wearing the ringmasters suit. Over the weekend I went to a zoo to see how THEY cared for their animals.
Well the circus was across town so I decided to visit. Though I dont care much for circuses. Anyhow, This little kid kept throwing popcorn at me.
I was SO mad I got up right in the middle of the taming of the lion part. I decided to go back to the zoo. After that crap experience of seeing animals abused and popcorn thrown at me I wanted to see the lions in their relaxed habitat.
Well there were 2 painters there touching up some of the wooden fense around the lion habitat down below. It was a windy day. Did I mention that? Well when I went to wave to the lions I didnt realize that there was a bunch of popcorn still in my pockets! I took my hand out to wave and the wind took the kernels of popped corn right to the lion and bonked him right on the nose!
Well we ALL know that popcorn makes lions mad. VERY mad! Go he started crying to climb the walls!!!
All of a sudden the two painters fell into the lion pit!!! What was I to DO????
Remembering the lion tamer and the ringmasters uniform I ran back to the circus!! I QUICKLY bought a frozen banana! I waited it to thaw slightly and then went over to the ringmaster stelthfully.
I quickly tossed the banana peel in front of him....... as he slipped he knocked himself unconscience. I borrowed his clothes, shoes and hat with FULL intention of returning them..... got the whip and headed back to the zoo at TOP speed!
I got back to the lion pit. I looked at the painters tarp. That has nothing to do with my story though. Then I looked down and saw the two painters yelling and crying. I quickly grabbed a rope. It was attached to a bucket. I used the bucket as a anchor and I climbed down into the pit.
I grabbed my whip! Then four zookeepers shot the lions with tranqualizer darts. They all went to sleep. Thank GOD! Cause I dont know how to USE a whip.
Well the zoo employees were SOOO mad at me for throwing popcorn at the lions and then dressing up like a ringmaster they chased me out of town. I narrowly escaped. But I made it back. Back to our Cafe.