Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[middie]

gotta run guys. idiot will be up soon and we're taking billy down to the park for a few hours today

 

[Alix]

Lotsa muffins middie, help yourself. Have fun at the park. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Coffee!!!

 

[thier1754]

Mmmmm...Coffee here, too, please. Waiting for the doctor to call to see if Paul can go to CA tomorrow to be best man for his brother's wedding. He has to be checked first and he's trying to get them to squeeze him in.

 

[jkath]

Middie! Are you finished yachting yet?

 

[middie]

HERE I AM !!!! who missed me ? i'm sunburned lookie !!!!!!
*holding out arms *

 

[jkath]

oh dear!!! You are a true rock lobster.

lemme go get the solarcaine....
******ppppppppppppsssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt*******

feel better?

 

[middie]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh much thank you jkath
well... on a good note i don't blend in
with the walls anymore

 

[jkath]

You still look like Lucy when she and Ethel fell asleep by the pool in Hollywood.

 

[middie]

roflmao. should i re-dye my hair red then too so i can REALLY look like her then ? lol

 

[jkath]

Then you'd have to worry about a certain someone else....

 

[middie]

who would that be ?
anyhoo i'll be back
after the kid's baseball
game. see ya guys later

 

[Alix]

You dye your hair red middie and Sushi will be all over you. I believe that is what jkath is referring to.

 

[jkath]

Hold on, Middie..... now close your eyes....

<<using blonde eyebrow pencil to make little freckles all over Middie>>

Now Sushi will be impressed!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*comming into Cafe* I smell red hair dye. Whats going on here? Hey! Wheres my watermelons that I ordered??!! I was going to make watermelon margaritas.

Hey Jkath! Your turtles (LICK!!!!!)

....... GAR!!!!!!!! are all over the place outside! What happened? The health department will kill us if they see that.

 

[jkath]

<<Looking around>> Those aren't my turtles, Sushi - mine are over there in the fountain <<pointing to 2 helpless, sweet, innocent turtles>>
Those roamers are from somewhere else. Maybe Bang or luvs was gonna make turtle soup?

 

[jkath]

Why do people keep sneaking out when I walk in the door?

 

[jkath]

okay, I can take a hint...I'm going upstairs to my gym for a workout.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Nooooo!!!! I didnt sneak out!!! I went shopping for chipolte salsa!!!!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

I was really hungry for it. Hey it was 100 degrees over here today! HOT!!!!

I wonder where those other turtles came from. Did they have kids or something? Are they migrating?? What should we do with them Jkath??

 

[luvs]

<<Looking around>> Those aren't my turtles, Sushi - mine are over there in the fountain <<pointing to 2 helpless, sweet, innocent turtles>>
Those roamers are from somewhere else. Maybe Bang or luvs was gonna make turtle soup?

awww, i couldn't do it. they're in the fountain now. meet mr. turtle, sunny, hermit, and sweetpea.
i called the zoo and they said they'd take 'em.