Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[luvs]

luvs...you better not miss that appointment!

i cancelled it. too many doctor's appointments. i get so tired of all those appointments.

 

[Bangbang]

You are bad......very bad Have some of my pecan pie.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

HEY! NO one got Maidrite his #97!!!!!!! This is a Cafe!!

Wheres the SERVICE??!!! Wheres the HOSPITALITY!!!??? If we cant serve just ONE customer, then whats going to happen when we have 80 guests??!!! GARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

*going into office*

 

[callie]

does someone need a chill pill?????????????

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*leaving office* Callie..... How could you say that?? Think of poor Maidrite sitting there with NO FOOD! No service. What if that was you?? I gave ya a uniform because I thought you wanted to serve our guests. *going back into office*

 

[callie]

but...but...but...no one ever gave me a menu - I have no idea what a #97 is...

I gave maidrite a drink and some chips and salsa....

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*comming out of office* *tripping on tile * (THUD!)


Arrrghh..... *dusting off pants* Ohhhh.... OK! Thats a number 97!!!

No worries. ((((((((((HUG))))))))) Sorry.

 

[callie]

<hugs back atcha>

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

(ding ding!) *walking back to the loading dock*

HEY! Our new meat smoker arrived!!!!! Anyone know how to use one of these?

 

[jkath]

Sushi, I think this is a job for Smoker-Boy. He should be arriving shortly. I hear he's a whiz with the smokers.

 

[thier1754]

Hey, jkath. I send you a little pm...No mail in the yahoo was the gist of it...

 

[luvs]

thanks for the pie, bang. yum!
~putting 'the simpsons' on the bigscreen and pouring margarita~ (love that show!)
anyone need anything?
if not, i guess i'll just shine the silver and take the animals out for some fresh air. gotta find thier ski caps; don't want them catching a chill.

 

[Bangbang]

Sushi, I think this is a job for Smoker-Boy. He should be arriving shortly. I hear he's a whiz with the smokers.

I have used smokers (drum with hot box type) I can do this. ribs,and brisket coming up.

 

[thier1754]

thanks for the pie, bang. yum!
~putting 'the simpsons' on the bigscreen and pouring margarita~ (love that show!)
anyone need anything?
if not, i guess i'll just shine the silver and take the animals out for some fresh air. gotta find thier ski caps; don't want them catching a chill.

Ski caps???

I love the Simpsons, too. So funny.

Has anybody seen jkath? I need to reach her. She's probably sewing rhinestones and sequins on her purple bathtowels.

 

[SierraCook]

I have used smokers (drum with hot box type) I can do this. ribs,and brisket coming up.

Bang, duck. Here comes an airtanker!! *boosh, splash, red retardant all over the place* *wiping retardant from face* Hey, the fire boys must have thought your smoker was a forest fire. *helping bang hose retardant off the smoker*

Look here comes the hotshot crew. They will help us clean this mess up.

 

[luvs]

Ski caps???

I love the Simpsons, too. So funny.

Has anybody seen jkath? I need to reach her. She's probably sewing rhinestones and sequins on her purple bathtowels.

tee-hee, yeah, ski caps. we have put my cats in little gerber shirts and little onesies that i cut in half when it was cold out and we wanted to let them go get some fresh air.
last time i saw jkath was when me and middie were out for a spin in the golf cart. she raced us but it was a tie. ummmm..... middie and i kind of forgot to take the key out of the golf cart so it was still running and it rolled over the hill, and ummm, there was kind of a lake in the way, and, ummmm.... oops....
better do something quick before sush finds out.... sush, come here. i have a present for you....

 

[Maidrite]

Thank You Sushi for making sure I had my #97, I just love this place !

Ok I need a #117 and extra Ice Tea Please !
I am a good tipper you know !

 

[Maidrite]

Callie Thanks for fixing My #97 and it was Great ! Heres 20 DS bucks for a tip !

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Ahhhhhh good ol' #117!

Heres a bottle of 1997 dernier cri du jour (last cry of the day), a cracker with sour cream, fish eggs and lemon grass sticking out PLUS french fries and a pack of Marlboro Lights! Served over glass and under the table!! ENJOY!!!!

 

[jkath]

I am starving! Sushi, do you have anything behind the counter for me?