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[middie]

hey guys ! i made some oatmeal raisin pecan cookies. any takers ?

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Im alergic to nuts, but the cookies smell great! Middie can you make a key lime cookie that could intoxicate? We have a convention tomorrow. The Key Lime Lovers from Louisiana are comming in and renting 15 rooms!! I expect big tips for all of us!

 

[middie]

key lime cookies ? you got it babe.
*running into kitchen*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Can I help Middie? And they like really BIG cookies too from what I have read from their website. What type of liquer are you putting in them?

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

(POOOF!!!!) Middie...... you got flour all OVER me!

 

[middie]

oops sorry babe !!! yes can you help me please ???
i was thinking rum. what do you think ?

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Tequila I think will enhance the lime part. Im going up to my room to take a bath. Im sticking to everything.

 

[middie]

okay tequila it is

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

They also request that we make the following with Key Limes. Salsa, Roast Beef, Pork with onions for an appetizer, sauerkraut and a salad dressing.

Ahhhhhhhh...... any ideas? They are paying us a bundle!
PLUS...... there will be a guy dressed up as a Key Lime. His contract states he he not to be sqeezed.

 

[middie]

aw darn no squeezing the lime ??? bummer.
oaky sush i might need help with the menu
but i think we can do it !

these cookies big enough ???
*holding up cookie the size of
a pitcher*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Yeah! They are big enough! They will LOVE it! Heck. I do! ((((((((((((hugging Middie))))))))))) Its perfect! Let me taste.

 

[middie]

okay sush. *handing over a cookie*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Hey! I think you got something here! Did you put the 'stuff' in the frosting or the breading? *getting another cookie*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Yikes!!!! Cookies...... good. They will like..... (thump) *Sushi hugging chopping board*

 

[middie]

too much tequila you think ?
or should i add more ??

 

[middie]

sush i put the "stuff" in both the frosting AND the cookie dough

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Key Lime ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Middie, youre the best chef EVER! I will give you a haircut at Maidrites Barbershop if you drag me to the lounge and put on some George Strait!

 

[middie]

okey doke sush
*dragging sush to lounge*
*plopping sush into recliner*
*turning on george strait*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Best...... Night..... Ever! *grabbing another cookie* Maybe we should start on the salsa. (thud!!!!)

 

[middie]

sush i got it !!!!!!!! tell me how this menu sounds

Key Lime Cilantro Vinaigrette for the dressing
Pork Chops with Key Lime Mustard Sauce.
nothing for roast beef yet but i have mandarin beef that has key limes in it.
and for the dressing a sald to go on... Key Lime Mango Poppy Salad