uh-oh, sush! looks like you're going to have a feeding tube just like me!
i'm calling the doctor RIGHT NOW and scheduling your surgery.
dinner's on me; do you want Ensure or Nutren? shaken or stirred? unflavored or vanilla?... (not that it really matters, lol, but the vanilla smells good).
it's either a life of being chained to a tree with an IV pole and a bag (as bucky put it so well once) of tubular gut drip or going off of this horrible, insidious hunger strike!
is it worth it, man, i mean, is it really WORTH it?
~luvs falling to knees and pounding on floor with fist, sobbing~
THE CAFE SHALL LIVE ON!