i've had a long day. i'm fixing myself a tomato, mayo and black pepper sammich and a heineken.
~going into kitchen to fix food.~
~running from kitchen at top speed, screaming hysterically and slamming door shut.~
~gasping for breath~
this giant scallion was CHASING me, guys! it ate the jar of mayo i had in my my hand! jar and all! it even crunched on the GLASS! and LOOK! it took a bite out of my favorite SHIRT!
anyone seen Donnie Darko? know the bunny in it? well, it talked JUST like that bunny!
where's my mace at?
that scallion just became my dinner for SURE.
i believe that life would not be complete sans comfy 'ol tee-shirts, the Golden Girls, and the color pink
& rock on, PITTSBURGH-