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Old 09-22-2005, 12:17 AM   #7711
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I have freshened up all the rooms and laid out new pajamas and comfortable slippers for everyone. All the children be given a teddy bear to make them feel more at home.


I have grilled several pork tenderloins on the grill and made two big batches of potato and macaroni salad for dinner. Sun tea is brewing on the porch. Anyone know how to make sweet tea?
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:17 PM   #7712
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About 50 people decided to start up a impromtu Blues band in the lounge! Drinks are still full price guys. Dont anyone getting smashed. It could be a very bad thing.

Can anyone get those kids off the golf carts?! They could get hurt!!!! Do we have any bait for the folks that want to go fishing?
There are 20 kids in the jacuzzi!!! Watch it though.... it very......ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! (THUD).................. slippery. *Sushi knocked unconscience*
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:00 PM   #7713
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I got you covered Sushi on the bait. we got chum and Nightcrawlers ! Kids get off those golf carts or no "Maidrite Flavor Ice Cream" !
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:07 PM   #7714
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*regaining sight* OH! Hi maidrite! WHY THE BIG RED LETTERS???! Youre making my eyeballs hurt. Can someone bring me a cup of coffee? ARGH.
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:22 PM   #7715
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here's your coffee sush. here, take a few aspirin too
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:16 PM   #7716
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*sip* *sip* thanks Middie. Im not feeling so well. YOU are in charge!!!!! (ominous music) Im going up to my room..... think Im gonna..... ........ gotta go! thanks for coffee.......
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:50 PM   #7717
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Oh no Sushi!!!! Mother is here now. You will not go up to your room on this busy night!
You get back here right now! Here are the color books...the crayons...the storybooks...now you get yourself in there with the kids and READ TO THEM!!!! (Did he really think faking that fall would get himself out of THIS MESS!)
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:56 PM   #7718
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Why wasn't my bed turned down? And, what happened to the mint on my pillow???
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Old 09-23-2005, 01:33 PM   #7719
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i'm so sorry michael. i'm still very busy cooking for the ecavuees that are coming here.
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Old 09-24-2005, 04:51 PM   #7720
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Hey The toilets are all backing up. The system can not handle the extra waste from the refugees. Big Fists is getting a work crew together to dig a large latrine behind the B&B till we can get some poratable toilets. Wow It stinks in here.............. Look outside......I see a Virtual F5 Tornado.
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