Can I have my rooms on the 10th floor? You know I didn't want to stay in 201.
I thought this was a 24/7 B&B.
I would like to know more about Tawny Frogmouth.
Are you charging me a pet deposit? Is there an extra fee for recharging my cell? Why is there a quarter slot in the lobby tv?
Sushi, I smell smoke. Are you cooking in your room?
Calm down, those cops are just picking up some donuts.
I got a new set of hair clippers. I'll give your guest a trim if you want.
I brought a chainsaw in my briefcase. Can I try it out on those pine trees?
I'm going to be taking a mail order course in hotel management while I'm here. Can I do my intership here?