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Old 08-19-2006, 09:23 PM   #1
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Discuss Cooking's Virtual "Hot Tub for Gentlemens Entertainment"



Welcome to a MANS PARADISE!!!

Are you tired of mowing the lawn? Fixing Do-dads around the house?
Gentlemen! Are you wanting to just have a 'guys night out'? Tired of getting hit over the head with a frying pan from the wife OR getting dragged out to shop and then made to watch Lifetime with the girlfriend?

WELL! Look no longer for a sanctary for you and like-minded gentlemen!
What do we have to bring back that feeling of relaxation and manhood?
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-- A HUGE hot tub / jacuzzi with strong water jets overlooking 2 HUGE flatscreen monitors. One for sports and the other for the Food Network!
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-- Two female servers that are twins. They both look like Jessica Alba!
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-- A pub AND bar! The bar has old comfortable couches and Lazy-Boys!
....The Irish type pub being lined with oak, stone and leather benches and armchairs! Also with a kicking sound system and 2 flat screen TVs!
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-- Have gas? No worries with our air cleaning ventilation system!
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-- We also have a small stage with women teaching you the latest dance steps! Go back and impress the wife or girlfriend!
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-- Hungry? We have a chef that creates American eats.... healthy and not so healthy! You want it? We got it!
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-- Thirsty? Our female bartender (Eva Longoria look-a-like) has YOUR beverage in mind!
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-- A pool table AND a virtual reality golf course!
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So drop that stress and come over to a mans sanctuary! Intoxicated and cant drive? Be responsible by taking a FREE cab home! No one under 21 years of age please.

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Old 08-19-2006, 10:05 PM   #2
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Thanks Sushi!

This jacuzzi rocks... can you call the twins over here for me? I need a drink and a back rub. It's been a looong day.
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:18 PM   #3
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My pleasure buddy! Linda! Please get Mr. MJ a drink please. And I would like a black and tan.
Laura! Mr. MJ needs a deep tissue massage in the hot tub.
Chop chop.
MJ, whats with the extra bubles? Want to listen to tunes or are the TVs good for ya?
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:33 PM   #4
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MJ, whats with the extra bubles? Want to listen to tunes or are the TVs good for ya?
LMAO... Stupid jacuzzi...

TVs are great but turn up the tunes!
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