this might sound a bit weird, but we have a jewish cat. so i gave him his first 2 presents for hannukah - fresh cat grass, and a catnip plant.
the rest of the pets (2 parrots, 2 cats, 1 turtle, and 4 hermit crabs) are catholic, so they have to wait until thursday. the birds get things to destroy, the cats get catnip filled toys, the turtle gets brine shrimp, and the hermit crabs get nothing. they're atheists. they're just lucky not to get a pool of hot butter...
A true lover of nature does not despair now that his mistress has turned a colder cheek.