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Old 03-31-2008, 11:39 PM   #1
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Dove's Woodshed

Kitchenelf brought this to my attention today on the phone..The woodshed needs remodeled What do you think??

I opened my woodshed several years ago for those who misbehaved here..LOL I have a sturdy Hickory Switch just waiting for y'all...hehe.

I said how about padded walls and a glass chandelier?
she said "how about a hot tub. I don't think so Elf.

Any imput?
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:09 AM   #2
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a hard uncomfy stool for time outs??
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:19 AM   #3
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I really think it needs some recordings for "whomever" is in the woodshed of things that would really make them crazy. That is, classical music who really, really loves head-banger kinds of stuff, etc. Poetry readings would come under the same heading. I'm particularly happy with William Cullen Bryant's Thanaptopsis. It's especially good to have the "victim," I mean student, memorize. One can never get too much culture.

IMO The Raven is soooo overdone.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:44 AM   #4
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why is buck perched upon my chamber door?

lol, i love the raven. here is my favourite version: hi5 - Video - The Raven - The Simpsons
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:57 AM   #5
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why is buck perched upon my chamber door?

I shall haunt you evermore.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:48 AM   #6
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Hey, Miss Dove, who's been your most frequent "visitor"? Just curious---you might want to ask him (and we know the chances of it being a HIM are about 90%) what he'd prefer..........:)
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:33 AM   #7
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a seat for buck, gw, and mav?
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:55 AM   #8
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Don't forget a giant chalkboard and enough chalk to write, "I will not..." a zillion times, and a dunce cap. There has to be something to do while waiting for one's turn.

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Old 04-01-2008, 04:35 AM   #9
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unfortunately, I think that the miscreants' major problem is that they're too intelligent for their own good and it gets them into trouble.....and as for the chalkboard they will just find a computer program to do it for them.......the worst punishment would be to send them there with no computer and to stare at the cracks on the wall (wood in this case) all day.......happened to my son when he was 15.........wasn't doing his homework....they chased him down put him in room 13 and gave him 2 bathroom and a lunch break and if he got up he had another day of room 13. Guess what? My son who always learns the hard way got up and he spent another day in there........he said that he memorized every crevice and crannies on those 4 bare walls. Never had a problem turning in homework after that............ :)
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