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Old 01-16-2009, 09:08 PM   #1
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Drinking buddies

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas , TX ..

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings.

It's Jim.

Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No."

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."

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Old 01-16-2009, 09:11 PM   #2
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Made me laugh out loud.
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:17 PM   #3
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ME TOO!!!!!! That's great! And I haven't heard the word "hootch" in a long time.
Thanks, roadfix!
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:33 PM   #4
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a great big lol
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:50 PM   #5
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When my dad was in France, after the invasion, he and his buddies got into some gyroscope fluid, which was pure grain alcohol used in submarines, and got themselves into quite a state.

I guess after they lived through Omaha Beach, they figured nothing could kill them.
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Old 01-16-2009, 11:13 PM   #6
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Old 01-16-2009, 11:21 PM   #7
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LOL pretty funny!! But... uh... I don't know anyone named Jim....
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Old 01-16-2009, 11:56 PM   #8
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LOL pretty funny!! But... uh... I don't know anyone named Jim....
Maybe you do but you just can't remember after all the jet fuel!
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Old 01-17-2009, 12:00 AM   #9
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This was cute ... I immediately copied and sent off to my Dad (a pilot)!
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:43 AM   #10
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Maybe you do but you just can't remember after all the jet fuel!
I hope I don't find out the hard way!
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