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Old 03-16-2006, 08:54 PM   #1
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The Panda

A panda bear walks into a bar, sits on a stool and starts munching on
some peanuts. He finishes the bowl and pulls out a gun. He shoots the
guy sitting beside him and starts to make for the door.

"Why'd you do that?!?" the bartender asks, stunned.

"Look 'panda' up in the encyclopedia", the bear answers as he walks out
the door and starts down the street.

Puzzled, the bartender shakes his head and goes back to work.

Later that night when the bartender gets home he looks in his
encyclopedia and is startled by what he sees:

"Panda - A wild animal that eats shoots and leaves"

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Old 03-16-2006, 08:59 PM   #2
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Groan.......
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:01 PM   #3
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Boy did I need that one...Thanks Marge

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Old 03-16-2006, 09:16 PM   #4
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Love it! Looooove it!

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Old 03-16-2006, 09:26 PM   #5
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groan.... lol...
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made me laugh out loud! Thanks Marge!
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:29 AM   #7
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HA!!!! Good One! Cute Dove.
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:09 AM   #8
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That is actually the title of a book on punctuation (Eats, Shoots & Leaves).
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:13 AM   #9
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Yes, tiny groan, but oh so cute, Marge!! Thanks for the giggle.
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:30 AM   #10
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rofl marge, thanks!!!!!!
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