[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is a boxing ring square?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start"?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why do you need a driver's license to buy booze when you can't drink and drive?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?[/FONT]
And last, but not least:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?