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Old 03-01-2006, 05:49 PM   #41
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The worst driver's are allowed to have a license ?
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Old 03-01-2006, 05:53 PM   #42
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When you wash your car......it rains?
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Old 03-01-2006, 07:53 PM   #43
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Old 03-01-2006, 09:28 PM   #44
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy booze when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?

And last, but not least:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?
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Old 03-01-2006, 09:32 PM   #45
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?
Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
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Old 03-01-2006, 09:39 PM   #46
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Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
Good One, Wasabi!

http://www.univox.com/writer/chicken.html

I like Colonel Sanders' reply too:

Colonel Harlan Sanders - It wasn't one of our chickens. They don't have to, because now KFC delivers!
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Old 03-01-2006, 09:48 PM   #47
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Bill Gates We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your **** business.
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Old 03-02-2006, 11:58 AM   #48
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Why the parents you like at the school don't happen to be the ones your kids really want a play date with their kids? Boy I do!
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:28 PM   #49
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Why I am always missing one ingredient for a recipe?
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no matter which end you try first the garbage bag won't open ?

no matter what color bubble bath you choose the bubbles are always white ?

you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway ?
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