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Old 05-27-2006, 04:22 PM   #581
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The Blob?

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Austin Powers - Goldmember

"Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket."
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Old 05-28-2006, 10:48 AM   #582
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"Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket."
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"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."

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Old 05-28-2006, 11:01 PM   #583
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:02 AM   #584
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LA Story

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Old 05-30-2006, 01:31 AM   #585
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"He is a mammal with warm blood, found in every sea."
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:35 AM   #586
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"He is a mammal with warm blood, found in every sea."
Just guessing, but is it Orca, the Killer Whale?

"Why don't you book a conference room? Maybe you can talk him to death"
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:54 PM   #587
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Just guessing, but is it Orca, the Killer Whale?

"Why don't you book a conference room? Maybe you can talk him to death"
The Bourne Identity

"Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it!"
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:28 PM   #588
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I guess it's easy to see why no one got this....because no one saw it.
(Or because no one really gives a rip!)
It was from Gigli. If you did see it, I can see why you didn't admit it.

Anyway....here's a new one....

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Old 06-19-2006, 10:32 PM   #589
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Mars Attacks!!!

How about this one:
"I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine."
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:36 PM   #590
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Mars Attacks!!!

How about this one:
"I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine."
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