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View Poll Results: Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?
No, I haven't found any I like enough yet. 4 14.81%
No, I would never stick anything on my car! 16 59.26%
Yes, I have one or two. 7 25.93%
Yes, I have a few. 0 0%
Yes, I have so many I can hardly see what color the car is painted! 0 0%
Yes, I can't stand them but they were on the car when I bought it. 0 0%
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:41 AM   #1
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Favorite Bumper Sticker

Kleenex's thread about the car that goes from zero to 60 in 4 seconds reminded me of one of my favorite bumper stickers.

I saw this on an old run-down car years ago: From 0 to 60 in 15 minutes!

Do you have any favorites? Please share them with us!

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Old 07-20-2006, 09:27 AM   #2
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I used to have a bumper sticker on my car "Jesus is coming and boy, is he p!ssed!"

Ministers used to stop me and ask where I got it - they loved it!
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:35 AM   #3
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Saw this on someone's bumper:

"You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny."

(old old joke, I'm told, but I hadn't seen it before)
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:46 AM   #4
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While I never put them on my car, some of my favorites are:

Don't eat yellow snow

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Old 07-20-2006, 09:50 AM   #5
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I think so many Roman drivers here would LOVE to have that classic bumper sticker that says

If you have problems with the way I am driving
please call
1-800-eat-sh!t
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:54 AM   #6
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I've seen a couple that I really like but I can't post them here, sorry! I don't have any bumper stickers on my car but I do have a basketball magnet on it since TC & Savannah both play for our church.
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:22 AM   #7
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One my old car, I had a College-style static sticker in the rear window like many folks had, only mine said "Starfleet Academy".

My all-time favorite is a sticker I saw back in Muskogee, OK, about 1982 or so. It read, "Get any closer, and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:53 AM   #8
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I had a good idea for a good bumper sticker.

My other car has the good bumper stickers.
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:00 AM   #9
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My all-time favorite is a sticker I saw back in Muskogee, OK, about 1982 or so. It read, "Get any closer, and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."
i knew a landscaper that would actually do that to people who cut him off or drove too slowly in the fast lane. he had a monster truck-like ford pickup, so he'd drive up next to them and plaster one down on their windsheild.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:35 PM   #10
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We have one sticker in the window. It's the firefighters union sticker. It helps us get out of speeding tickets.

I know I've seen a lot of funny stickers but I can't remember any just now. I do remember before xmas seeing a guy with a bumper sticker about saving trees but then he had a xmas tree tied to his roof.
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