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Old 12-22-2008, 06:51 PM   #1
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:02 PM   #4
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"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

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"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

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Old 12-22-2008, 07:25 PM   #7
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:26 PM   #8
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.

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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

- Rebecca West, 1913

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka! I found it!' but 'That's funny...'

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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Humans beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.

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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye; the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.

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