I'm a Gemini - I have a bunch of favorites
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher
To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no dancing, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- Cary Collett
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
- Rebecca West, 1913
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka! I found it!' but 'That's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Humans beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
-=Albert Einstein=- 1879 - 1955
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye; the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes