Can you be married to more than one food at a time? That would have to be allowed because I would have to have a polygamus food relationship.
I'd have to be married to chocolate, of course. Garlic, love garlic, too. But I also drool at the thought of a well-made and delicious Caesar salad. Then I practically spaz at the image and taste of a perfectly cooked steak. In my world it would be rare. Ciao! Italian food is right up on top, too. There are just too many delicious things in the world for me to decide.
"So many foods; so little time!"
"As a girl I had zero interest in the stove." - Julia Child
This is real inspiration. Look what Julia became!