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Old 04-04-2006, 01:57 PM   #1
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If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section

Buy a dog

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.


But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...




Then.................







Buy a cat




(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?)













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Old 04-04-2006, 02:08 PM   #2
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Well...... the dog stuff is accurate. But my cats are very loving. Cat any day!

Cats are clean..... you dont have to take them for walks.... they dont bark.... they eat less.... they are clean.... they are cute and it only costs about $15 a month to feed them. Plus they are apartment friendly.
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:23 PM   #3
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That is so clever!!
We have a cat and a dog and the difference between their attitudes is amazing! The cat is gorgeous and very loving but on her terms whereas the dog is so desperate for attention all the time.
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:26 PM   #4
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I Love Animals!

I liked it. The pictures when really cute. I love animals, including dogs and cats. Now if I wasn't allergic to cat's and thier liter, I might just own them again. They are so cute and cuddly.
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:37 PM   #5
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I love it,keep it coming, that was funny
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:40 PM   #6
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Well...... the dog stuff is accurate. But my cats are very loving. Cat any day!

Cats are clean..... you dont have to take them for walks.... they dont bark.... they eat less.... they are clean.... they are cute and it only costs about $15 a month to feed them. Plus they are apartment friendly.
Sushi, I know that cat's aren't bad. It was just for fun!!
Most cat's do have a take you or leave you attitude though. They are very funny animals. I had one when I was growing up that was just nuts but very loveable.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:16 PM   #7
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that's what I love about cats - they do what they want and not what their owner wants... would love to have a cat again....
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:53 PM   #8
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A lovely article

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Old 06-15-2006, 08:58 PM   #9
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So true lmao
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:58 PM   #10
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I have both two cats and a dog, and while I think that's a cute joke, it's really not at all accurate about many cats. I'm sure it was written by a dog person. Granted, I have an older cat now who is affectionate on his own schedule, but all three of them greet me goofily when I arrive home after work, none of them bring me the paper, all of them sit with me, on me, walk over me, etc. when I watch that romantic movie, and best of all none of them ever judge me or care how I look. Oh, and the hair part...that's almost exclusively the cats. I give credit where credit is due.

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