Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Barbara L]

Unfortunately her feet had swollen so much that she couldn't get the shoes off.

Barbara

 

[JustMeToo]

Fortunately they were her favorite pair of shoes.

 

[pdswife]

Unfortunately her hubby had to cut them off! ( the shoes not here feet!)

 

[texasgirl]

fortunately, he bought her new shoes!

 

[Barbara L]

Unfortunately they didn't match, and one was a sneaker and the other a pump with a 6 inch heel.

Barbara

 

[JustMeToo]

OMG...LOL

Fortunately there was another pair just like it somewhere.

 

[LPBeier]

Unfortunately someone else bought them.

 

[JustMeToo]

Fortunately it was her sister.

 

[Barbara L]

Unfortunately her sister hadn't spoken to her in eight years.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately Herman was having an affair with the sister so he was able to switch the shoes so each got a matching pair.

 

[deelady]

unfortunaely he kept them for himself instead!

 

[JustMeToo]

Fortunately they fit him.

 

[pdswife]

unforunately...everyone who saw him laughed

 

[middie]

Fortunately they were friendly laughs

 

[deelady]

unfortunately it still gave him a complex!

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately the sisters reconciled.

 

[pdswife]

unfortunately it only lasted a week because the sister tried to pick up on the husband!!!!!

 

[deelady]

fortunately he was too heavy to pick up so she gave up!

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately, the husband, still being embarassed about the shoes, decided he loved his wife and ended the affair with the sister.

 

[LPBeier]

Dee I like yours better! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!