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Old 12-29-2008, 04:14 PM   #1
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Fortunately, Unfortunately

This one is quite easy, and can make you laugh as you read through the posts.

I will start with a sentence that begins with FORTUNATELY. The next person will continue the theme by starting their sentence with UNFORTUNATELY. The person after that with FORTUNATELY.

Example:

Fortunately, Betty loved to boil eggs.

Unfortunately, they always turned out with green yolks.

Fortunately, the yolk was on Betty.

Unfortunately, Betty didn't like being the butt of the joke.

Etc.

I will begin with:

Fortunately, Herman had many pairs of pants to choose from.

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Old 12-29-2008, 04:17 PM   #2
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Unfortunately, none of them fit.
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:17 PM   #3
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Unfortunately, none were in his size.
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:19 PM   #4
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fortunately, they were all too big, so he could eat his way into them..........
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:24 PM   #5
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Unfortunately, he didn't have a lot of food in his pantry to help him gain the weight that he needed.
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:29 PM   #6
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Fortunately, that's exactly what the doctor ordered, to keep his weight in check by reducing his caloric intake.
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:31 PM   #7
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Unfortunately all he had was ice cream and hight fat brownies
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:33 PM   #8
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fortunately, he had a gift card to the local market.............
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Unfortuately he had no way to get there since his car had four flat tires.
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Fortunately his wife was very fit and ran to the market.
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