Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Neeney]

This one is quite easy, and can make you laugh as you read through the posts.

I will start with a sentence that begins with FORTUNATELY. The next person will continue the theme by starting their sentence with UNFORTUNATELY. The person after that with FORTUNATELY.

Example:

Fortunately, Betty loved to boil eggs.

Unfortunately, they always turned out with green yolks.

Fortunately, the yolk was on Betty.

Unfortunately, Betty didn't like being the butt of the joke.

Etc.

I will begin with:

Fortunately, Herman had many pairs of pants to choose from.

 

[JustMeToo]

Unfortunately, none of them fit.

 

[roadfix]

Unfortunately, none were in his size.

 

[luckytrim]

fortunately, they were all too big, so he could eat his way into them..........

 

[Neeney]

Unfortunately, he didn't have a lot of food in his pantry to help him gain the weight that he needed.

 

[roadfix]

Fortunately, that's exactly what the doctor ordered, to keep his weight in check by reducing his caloric intake.

 

[pdswife]

Unfortunately all he had was ice cream and hight fat brownies

 

[luckytrim]

fortunately, he had a gift card to the local market.............

 

[pdswife]

Unfortuately he had no way to get there since his car had four flat tires.

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately his wife was very fit and ran to the market.

 

[pdswife]

unfortunately, she broke her big toe when she tripped on a hot dog.

 

[Neeney]

Fortunately, he had an air pump machine and some bubble gum to plug the holes and was able to repair them.

 

[Adillo303]

Unfortunately, he had not serviced the pump in a long time and it didn't work.

 

[Neeney]

Fortunately his fit wife was able to go for him...even with the broken toe from tripping on a hot dog.

 

[pdswife]

lol..Neeney!


Unfortunately, her toe had begun to swell so she couldn't get her boot on

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately she had some open toed running shoes that fit perfectly!

 

[Neeney]

Unfortunately, Herman played a joke on her and tied her shoelaces together!!!

 

[LPBeier]

Fortunately for her, the shoes she was wearing were velcro! (two can play this game Neeney! LOL)

 

[Neeney]

Unfortunately, Herman cut 1/2 the Velcro off of each shoe and they wouldn't fasten together (gotcha!)

 

[LPBeier]

fortunately his wife's feet had swollen from the broken toe and the heat, so the shoes stayed on without the velcro!