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Old 01-20-2006, 01:06 PM   #1
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Friendship week

A friend sent this to me this morning. I just had to share it with you. I'm still laughing. Have a great day! smiles, Trish ( I had to remove #3 it was a little strong for young ears)

FRIENDSHIP WEEK
Are you tired of those sissy-*** "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth!

Remember, a good friend will help you move, a REALLY GOOD FRIEND will help you move a body.
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of 4.

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Old 01-20-2006, 02:22 PM   #2
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lol~!~!~!~!~!
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Old 01-20-2006, 02:29 PM   #3
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That's good. Not sure I like the whole peeing in the pants bit, but otherwise . . . . .
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Old 01-20-2006, 03:50 PM   #4
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I do all these things. I must be a good friend.
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Old 01-20-2006, 03:55 PM   #5
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OMG,pds, this is great!!!!! Copy, paste and sending!!
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Old 01-20-2006, 04:06 PM   #6
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I like That Thank You.
Does anyone claim me as a Friend ???

















I CLAIM ALL OF YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-20-2006, 04:47 PM   #7
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Quote:
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Here! Here! Friends abound here!
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