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Old 04-08-2006, 06:20 PM   #1
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Talking Fun with Spammers

Every day, as I'm rooting through my spam filter sorting out what to keep and what to refuse, I see a subject line that I just can't resist replying to.

Such as:

"What is OEM Software and why should you care?" - Your right, why SHOULD I care?

"Make your wife happy" - Leave her alone.

"Size DOES Matter" - It's not the amplitude, it's the frequency.

"Impress your wife" - Pick up your clothes, wash the dishes and mop the floor.

"Not working like it used to?" - Why? are you a repairman?

"Melissa! Increase the size of your... {ahem}" - You might want to hit a couple of straight bars before choosing a career in advertising.

"Full of health? Dont' click" - Okay.

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Old 04-08-2006, 06:37 PM   #2
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Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 04-08-2006, 08:52 PM   #3
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"Increase your sperm count!" - just what I want to do, I had a vasectomy in 1978!

"Your home equity loan has been approved!" - I live in an apartment.

"Make your wife happy" - I did, I divorced her.

The list goes on ...

Thanks for the giggles, Raven!
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:01 AM   #4
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You added to the "giggles" Michael! Lauging out loud with both of you!
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Old 04-10-2006, 09:31 AM   #5
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LOL!

I always laugh when I see this one turns up..

CIALIS Softabs!

Umm, doesn't that defeat the purpose?

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Old 04-10-2006, 10:09 AM   #6
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OMG, you all have me in fits!!! LOL
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Old 04-10-2006, 04:31 PM   #7
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you guys get different email spam than me. Mine is usually from 'someone' whose name is in quotes, and the subject line is always very weird and nonsensical.

Not that I'm wishing looking for any Viagra ads to pop up, so to speak.......
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Old 04-10-2006, 06:55 PM   #8
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LOL!

I always laugh when I see this one turns up..

CIALIS Softabs!

Umm, doesn't that defeat the purpose?

John
Maybe it's the antidote if it last's for more than 4 hours.

IMO if it lasts for more than 4 hours, it's college all over again. PARTY!

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Old 04-18-2006, 09:29 AM   #9
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I got a new one today that I just couldn't resist replying to. I know they'll never see it, but I had fun.

It read "Lucus! Tom told me your wife was dissatisfied with you and I think I can help"

My reply was "Great! I'll have my lawyer subpeona you for the divorce hearing"

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