Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
Remember the first time Julia Roberts met an oyster in "Pretty Woman"? How about "When Harry Met Sally"' Meg Ryan's *ahem* demonstration in the restaurant...Billy Crystal was ready to die. Or a monk serving soup to poor Peter Boyle in "Young Frankenstein"...ouch!
We all have at least one story. The summer I turned 12 my unmarried aunt (who lived with us) decided to take me on her annual vacation to visit cousins in Chicago. Our first full day there my cousin's husband decided to take us to a tres elegante restaurant. Told us to order whatever we wanted - he was a successful plastics chemist in the 1960s. My Mom had been no slacker in introducing me to fine foods, so I ordered a small prime rib. It came with au jus. When they served our dinners a small pitcher of something came along. My ever-helpful aunt decided to pour my au jus on my rib...even though I told her I would do it when I wanted it. Surprise! The waitress had mistakenly picked up another patron's maple syrup for their fritters! Needless to say I was not enjoying the fact that everyone else had their meals and I had to wait for my redo. They were willing to wait but I told them they should enjoy their food that was still hot and fresh while I waited. Everyone got a good laugh - even my disposition improved when my food finally arrived. One of my younger cousins even moved the next pitcher of au jus away from my aunt just to make a point!
FWIW, I got a lot of mileage out of that story for the rest of my aunt's life - and she lived a very long life.
OK you guys, your turns. I bet there are some good ones out there just waiting to be told.
We all have at least one story. The summer I turned 12 my unmarried aunt (who lived with us) decided to take me on her annual vacation to visit cousins in Chicago. Our first full day there my cousin's husband decided to take us to a tres elegante restaurant. Told us to order whatever we wanted - he was a successful plastics chemist in the 1960s. My Mom had been no slacker in introducing me to fine foods, so I ordered a small prime rib. It came with au jus. When they served our dinners a small pitcher of something came along. My ever-helpful aunt decided to pour my au jus on my rib...even though I told her I would do it when I wanted it. Surprise! The waitress had mistakenly picked up another patron's maple syrup for their fritters! Needless to say I was not enjoying the fact that everyone else had their meals and I had to wait for my redo. They were willing to wait but I told them they should enjoy their food that was still hot and fresh while I waited. Everyone got a good laugh - even my disposition improved when my food finally arrived. One of my younger cousins even moved the next pitcher of au jus away from my aunt just to make a point!
FWIW, I got a lot of mileage out of that story for the rest of my aunt's life - and she lived a very long life.
OK you guys, your turns. I bet there are some good ones out there just waiting to be told.