Funny warning labels
Some helpful warning labels Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Do not spray in eyes.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Do not use while taking a shower.
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Ignite lighter away from face.
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Caution water on road during rain.
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Instructions: Put on food
Some assembly required.
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Swann frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box
Fits one head.
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
Boot's Children's cough medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
Warning: contains nuts.
Korean kitchen knife
Warning keep out of children
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
New Zealand insect spray
This product not tested on animals.
Blanket from Taiwan
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush
Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Do not use for drying pets.
Electric Cattle Prod
For use on animals only.
Can of air freshener
For use by trained personnel only.
Do not use as ear plugs.
Knife sharpening stone
Warning: knives are sharp!
Do not use intimately.
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Dashboard of a mail truck
Look before driving.
Sign at a railroad station
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Package of dice
Not for human consumption.
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain
Turn off motor before using this product.
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Remove plastic before eating.
Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.
Instructions for a cordless phone
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
No stopping or standing.
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Credit card statement
Payment is due by the due date.
Laundromat triple washer
No small children.
Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Box of pills
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper
Instructions: usage known.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Label on a hammer
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption.
Orange juice can
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Depend adult diapers
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Container of lighter fluid
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Drink bottle label
Do not peel label off.
Woolite carpet cleaner
Safe for carpets, too!
Box of Frosted Cheerios
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Do not use near fire or flame.
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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