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Old 03-10-2006, 02:15 AM   #1
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Funny Work Signs

FUNNY WORK SIGNS
Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep
with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no
charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be
satisfactory?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get
fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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Old 03-10-2006, 03:24 PM   #2
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f-u-n-n-y-!
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:26 PM   #3
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very F-u-n-n-y!!!!!
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Old 03-10-2006, 04:59 PM   #4
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My favorite, but don't remember where I saw it:

"Unattended children will be given a free puppy."
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Corazon, those are all so cute!!
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:16 PM   #6
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pds, grumble & I were up late last night, we needed entertainment, so I went searching. Glad you all enjoyed.
Quote:
"Unattended children will be given a free puppy."
I believe someone posted that here, not too long ago.
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:20 PM   #7
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maybe that's where I saw it, corazon?!
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On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
Thats classic! Thanks for the post!!
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