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Old 07-02-2012, 03:25 AM   #21
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Thanks mate, my bolas are fine its the half inch of flesh above that's causing the grief. They gave me some very strong painkillers that constipated me so much I needed a lumberjack not laxatives.
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Old 07-02-2012, 05:42 AM   #22
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OOh yikes I feel your pain. Yep thats a downside of painkillers. If you do have serious trouble get something from the doctor, Movicol is good (laxative drink) and you can also get something called Docusate (tablets) from the doctor. Its a complication you dont need when you are trying to recover.

Chin up old bean.
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:10 AM   #23
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Movicol........ bloody luxury!! a bucket of soapy water and a stirrup pump was all I got, Harry worked the plunger and her Madge took aim.
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Old 07-02-2012, 11:06 AM   #24
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Well you could have at least posted a photo for me.
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:07 PM   #25
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Sorry Queen the gardening section in B&Q has a no pics policy.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:39 PM   #26
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Try Rapid next time I've had hours of fun in there with a long hose.
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Old 07-24-2012, 03:13 AM   #27
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as usual I though the last 20 odd days recovery period would be a piece of cake, when I went in to have the tube removed yesterday I was very near cracking up through lack of sleep.
The procedure was not pleasant and the fact that it was carried out by three women did not lift my mood.
Anyway I am sitting here pain free and loving the fact that after drinking the breakfast 1 litre of water it took 2 hours before I needed to pee,it was also nearly a pain free pee
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Glad you are feeling better.
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Glad you are doing better Bolas.
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Glad you are doing better Bolas.
What she said.
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