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Old 07-29-2008, 02:59 PM   #1
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Greetings, jokes, etc., for Barbara L.

I thought a good idea would be to send greetings and well wishes to Barbara, while in the hospital, to help her pass the time. She can share with nurses and patients and visitors. If she has her laptop, she can get them right away. Or James will have to bring them to her.
Help here James. Thanks........
(BuckyTom - you should be good at this............)


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Old 07-29-2008, 03:02 PM   #2
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Barbara - I'm wishing you a speedy recovery!!!!! Hugs to you girlfriend.
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:04 PM   #3
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A husband looking through the newspaper came upon a study that said women use twice as many words a day as men do.
Excited to prove to his wife that he was right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for awhile, then, finally said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband responded, "What, dear?"
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:05 PM   #4
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LOL!!!SQ, that is great!! Barbara will love that!!
Barbara, you know I'm thinking of you and am wishing you a fast recovery!!
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:07 PM   #5
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Barb,
hope this note finds you feeling much better. Know that you are dearly missed and needed. Prayers and hugs
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:16 PM   #6
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DEEP THOUGHTS...................

Does a clean house indicate there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubblebath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly retuen to the fridge with the hope something will have materialized?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and trash pick-up is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why is it we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when we complained about the heat?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men?

Why is it that men react to their broken bones as "just a sprain", and deep wounds as "just a scratch". But when they get "the sniffles", they are "deathly ill", with the flu and have to be bedridden for a week?

Why do men forget everything, & women remember everything?

Do chinese people get hungry and hour after they eat?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you do what your wife told you to do in the first place?


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Old 07-29-2008, 03:23 PM   #7
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More DEEP THOUGHTS.................................

Why is it a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs, and a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need?

One of life's mysteries is how a 2LB. box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.

The nice part of living in a small town is; when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?



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Old 07-29-2008, 03:28 PM   #8
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WOMENS' BUMPER STICKERS...............................

I have PMS & A GUN - is there something you wanted?

My mother is a travel agent for Guilt Trips.com.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes

All Stress Out & No One To Choke!

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:28 PM   #9
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QS, your killing me!!
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:35 PM   #10
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STRIKE............................................ ............

Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, N.Y., have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are, as soon as they can get the pharmacist over there to read their picket signs.


SIGNS YOU NEED A NEW DOCTOR............................

He keeps refering to himself as "the defendant".

He thinks Eastern Medicine was developed in Long Island.

He keeps refering to your leg as "drumstick".

He introduces the anesthesialogist as, "Dr. Jim Beam."
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