Does a clean house indicate there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubblebath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly retuen to the fridge with the hope something will have materialized?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and trash pick-up is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
In winter, why is it we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when we complained about the heat?
Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men?
Why is it that men react to their broken bones as "just a sprain", and deep wounds as "just a scratch". But when they get "the sniffles", they are "deathly ill", with the flu and have to be bedridden for a week?
Why do men forget
everything, & women remember
Do chinese people get hungry and hour after they eat?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you do what your wife told you to do in the first place?