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Old 03-26-2008, 10:56 PM   #7931
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Gimme a minute. If I'm going to give it away, I want to do it with style!

Cursed art thou, hands of man,
though blessings of great tact,
you cannot lift these orthogons
and struggle to put them back.

Fetch me then, a simple tool
with steely, spearing teeth
that bite into the twisted pile
and hold until released!

It grasps what keeps your feet above
where your feet might be
and brings to light what has been hid'n
where no one can see.
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:44 PM   #7932
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it moves carpeting or rugs?
right angles, raised feet, etc.
if i'm wrong, you suck doc. someone already guessed a carpet strecher.
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:51 AM   #7933
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Well, it moves carpeted, raised access floor panels, so I'd wager that's close enough.

A carpet stretcher it ain't, but I still do suck.
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:14 AM   #7934
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get out your blow darts,Doc, the natives are restless--:)
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:01 PM   #7935
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ok, to get the ball rolling again, who's this?
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:35 PM   #7936
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Looks kind of like your avatar! Any relation?
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:42 PM   #7937
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lol mama. no relation.

but he was smart, and famous.
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:51 PM   #7938
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AWWWW bummer!!
I read the e-mail notification and I was hoping it was gonna be Richie Sambora's mug shot..... joisey boy!
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:58 PM   #7939
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For some reason I want to say his first name is George. Is it?
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:02 PM   #7940
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no, not george.
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