Does not help prepare truffles, nor any other fungus.
Vegetables, fruits, and tubers too, are all immune to this gadget.
PETA members can't decide weather or not to be pleased with or angry about this device.
Does not fry, nor does it heat up significantly, nor cause other things to (intentionally at least).
Into the fires of forever, we will fly through the heavens, With the power of the universe we stand strong together
Through the forcing of power, we will soon reach the hour, For victory we ride, Fury of the Storm!