LOLOLOLOLOL - My mother used to order a burger with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and cheese...hold the burger, but, she'd still pay for the whole thing. One place said they couldn't do that. So she ordered it...told the guy to "watch this"...took the burger and threw it in the trash. She said "See, you learned something new today; that wasn't so hard, was it? And next time I won't embarrass you in front of everyone."
Life was interesting!!
"Count yourself...you ain't so many" - quote from Buck's Daddy