I've lived at my current location for 20+ years.
In all that time I've never had a Trick or Treater come to my door.
Yet every year I buy a boatload of full sized candy bars just in case I get one.
Guess I don't want to be caught with my pants down if one shows up
If one ever does show up I'll be able to make there night in one stop. They'll get it all.
Now the problem is. No one showed up again this year. What do I do with all this candy?
I only buy the things I like because I know I'll have to get rid of it somehow.
I don't think my butt can take the overload this year.
As I write this my rear end gets bigger as I chow down on a Snickers bar.