Hey! That was me! Ok.... I had these muffins. They are really expensive muffins that needed to get to a party of some muffin' lovin women that are really HOT!!!
Well, I was running late. And having a bad cold and taking a few gulps of a cold medication, the muffins REALLY started to look ticked! And then the thought of the VERY dissapointed hot women that need their muffins! Without them they couldnt start their "scone vs. muffin" discussion!
Thats when things got serious.
I started to think of the brave men over seas. That really didnt have anything to do with what what I was doing... but it touched me! Then..... I FLOORED it! I drove past some..... things. Put in my Neil Diamond CD. And when Crackin' Rose ended... so did my tires. I was subjected to a 'smackdown'. Alas the muffins didnt make it. And now my roommate and I are starting a worm farm. Jerk found some briefcase and now we are headed to Color-ado to deliver it.