When I was a kid, I always wished they would have made a steak flavored chewing gum, or maybe pizza flavored. Hot dog would have been good too. And then there's always baked beans, or pancakes with maple syrup.
As an adult, I think that sewing shops should have a section for men, with supplies for fly fishing, especially the supplies for tying your own flys, and kits for making your own fishing creels. Both stores require specialty threads, yarns, feathers, beads, shiny things, etc. It's a natural.
And ladies, there is nothing more distracting in church than strawberry perfume! Don't wear it there. It makes it very hard to take the mind off of the stomach and put it on the speaker.
The same would be true for any fruity perfume, such as orange, pear, peach, etc.
And guys, B.O. just isn't a cologne,
no matter how hard you've been working on the honey-do list.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Seeeeeya; Goodweed of the North