Wart - Ewww, but, really funny.
DW used to have ceramic domaflitchies that laid on top of the light bulbs in the lamps. They could be filled with whatever. When the bulb was on it heated the whatever and we were on our way.
JayF - I feel bad for your afliction. Do natural smells, pine boughs, oranges, etc. Cause the same reaction.
I really like Uncle Bob's idea best.
One difference between a cook and a chef is that the cook mows the lawn, while the bread is rising.