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Old 09-14-2006, 09:58 AM   #1
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How Many Dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB??

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

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Old 09-14-2006, 10:36 AM   #2
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I LOVE IT!!!!!! And the answers match the attitudes of those breeds so well!! LOL
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:23 AM   #3
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oh my the lab is dead on !!!! roflmbo
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:40 AM   #4
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:45 AM   #5
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I wonder why dobermans (dobermen?) min-pins, weren't included. That would have been nice.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:50 AM   #6
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My girl is a border collie mix. You nailed her!

licia, here's what they should have said about the doberman:

"Look me in the eye and make me change the lightbulb. I dare you."
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:03 PM   #7
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Excellent, jkath.
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:04 PM   #8
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difference between cats and dogs:

Dog thinks "my owner is such a nice guy to me, he pets me, he feeds me, he brushes me, he cares about me.... HE must be God"

Cat thinks "my owner is such a nice guy to me, he pets me, he feeds me, he brushes me, he cares about me.... I must be God"
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:02 PM   #9
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Thanks, Kathy. I sent that on to my dd. I'm sure she won't be surprised at all.
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:06 PM   #10
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#7 describes buckytom and Goodweed to a T.
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