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Old 08-15-2008, 07:39 AM   #1
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How the world works-- humor

Let's see if I understand...how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames
the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the air line.

I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore.

So, if I die while sitting in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

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Old 08-15-2008, 07:49 AM   #2
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thanks for the needed laugh this morning D!!!
Hope you are doing ok today
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Old 08-15-2008, 08:06 AM   #3
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Too true, LC.

What about McDonald's coffee is too hot?



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Old 08-15-2008, 08:08 AM   #4
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Too true, LC.

What about McDonald's coffee is too hot?


oh yes blame Micky D for hot coffee...
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:00 PM   #5
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Let's see if I understand...how the world works lately...


...............
I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore.

So, if I die while sitting in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
OK...
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:05 PM   #6
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Too funny!
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:37 PM   #7
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lol Lc. Thanks for the laugh !
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:50 PM   #8
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Only in this country. That's why attorneys are hated and despised by most until they need them themselves.

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