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Old 05-12-2007, 07:39 PM   #1
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How To Call The Police


George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he
said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just
shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


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Old 05-12-2007, 07:45 PM   #2
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Now that is a good one Uncle Bob- love it! So true too !

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Old 05-12-2007, 07:47 PM   #3
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LOL! Very good!!!!!
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Old 05-13-2007, 09:38 AM   #4
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Passed it over to DH to use for one of his 'after dinner' anecdotes at their monthly dinners
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Old 05-13-2007, 10:07 AM   #5
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love it!!
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Old 05-13-2007, 11:19 AM   #6
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That's a good one!! How true it is though!!!
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Old 05-13-2007, 08:20 PM   #7
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Good for George. Thanks Uncle Bob for sharing.
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Old 05-14-2007, 12:57 AM   #8
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really funny Bob
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lmbo. Thanks for the laugh Bob.

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