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Old 11-12-2007, 10:19 PM   #1
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How To Cook a Turkey


1) Go buy a turkey.

2) Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or Jack Daniels.

3) Put turkey in the oven.

4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

5) Set the degree at 375 ovens

6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

7) Turn oven the on.

8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.

9) Turk the bastey.

10) Whiskey another bottle of get.

11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.

14) Take the oven out of the turkey.

15) Take the oven out of the turkey.

16) Floor the turkey up off of the pick.

17) Turk the carvey.

18) Get yourself another scottle of botch.

19) Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

20) Bless the saying, pass and eat out.


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Old 11-12-2007, 10:27 PM   #2
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And, now that you and your turkey are perfectly "cooked," make sure you prepare this stuffing. You will have a memorable meal.

"As a girl I had zero interest in the stove." - Julia Child
This is real inspiration. Look what Julia became!
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:43 PM   #3
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Thar she blows.
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Old 11-13-2007, 07:12 PM   #4
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LoL! That was hilarious, that's gonna be my "Happy Thanksgiving" E-mail to everyone
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Old 11-14-2007, 09:59 AM   #5
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I forwarded both to a friend and am bringing a copy to the Spoonerist at the Ren Fest. He will love it!!
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