I can empathise, can you?

[miniman]

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can."

"To be sure," said the beleaguered woman, "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each."

 

[suziquzie]

I can! I can!!!

 

[miniman]

Thought you would like it Suzi.

 

[redkitty]

That gave me a good giggle!!

 

[Bilby]

I can empathise... and I don't even have kids!! But I can think of a couple of neighbours' kids that I would give away in a flash!! LOL

 

[Maverick2272]

LOL, mine can be out front packed and ready to go in five minutes!

 

[texasgirl]

Think they will take them if they're in their 20's???

 

[MexicoKaren]

No market at all for kids in their teens and 20s - you'd have to pay somebody take 'em......

 

[mikki]

can't we leave them at the curb with a sign that says free like we do with spring cleaning stuff.

 

[middie]

Lol I love it ! Thanks for the laugh

 

[Maverick2272]

How bout with a sign that says 'will work for toys'?

 

[expatgirl]

I think that this will put an end to the "ME Generation".......oh, yeah, my two were definitely for sale in their teens....now I'm thinking that I'll keep them....sorry they have to be in their twenties before you get to that place where you might want to keep them after all and call your lawyer to change your will

 

[DawnT]

Isn't it funny how our children were always perfect angels when sleeping or at other peoples houses and the spawn of he-- at home?!? Then they grow up ( if we are so lucky) and we get to sit back and get to see the same grief visited on them!!

 

[expatgirl]

hahaha---only grandparents truly appreciate the "spawn" in so many ways............

 

[suziquzie]

HEy I was a perfect child and do not deserve what I am getting these days!!!!!!!

 

[miniman]

HEy I was a perfect child and do not deserve what I am getting these days!!!!!!!

Of course you were Suzie. We all think that. I'm not sure our parents would agree.

 

[DawnT]

I don't think they say "A mother's revenge" for nothing!!

 

[suziquzie]

I think I'm getting 6 mother's revenge.......

 

[DawnT]

Oh No!! You only get one, the others are your husband's(he he he).

 

[suziquzie]

oh THAT'S why!!!!!!