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Old 12-21-2011, 03:28 AM   #1
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I love Max

Sunday night my wife went to bed early so at about 23.00 I let Max out.The sky was crystal clear. I decide to take a stroll down the garden wearing my slippers(I now know why they are called that), it was pitch black and icy. I woke up with Max licking my face and pawing me.I then managed to grab his collar with my left hand and I pulled myself up made it to the cold frame and sat on the wall.I was in quite a bad way and very cold, Max ran under the bedroom window and started howling, my neighbour heard him first and saved me from my wife.

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Old 12-21-2011, 04:29 AM   #2
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Your story reminds me of the 1954 episode of Lassie!

What's that, Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the well?

The story has been the same since boys and dogs were invented.

Good dog Max!
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Old 12-21-2011, 04:32 AM   #3
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Oh what a good boy Max is! Shame on you for attempting to do you self in, on Max's watch. I suspect your sweetheart could likely have finished the job for you! Glad you are okay :-). I hope you gave Max a treat.
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Old 12-21-2011, 05:46 AM   #4
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Good Dog. Take the rock salt with you next time. Glad to hear you bounced back, even though you didn't actually "bounce" back.
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Old 12-21-2011, 05:57 AM   #5
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I hate falling.
Good boy, Max!
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Old 12-21-2011, 09:59 AM   #6
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What a great dog! Hope you're doing OK, Bolas.
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Old 12-21-2011, 10:16 AM   #7
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I look really evil they shaved a chunk out of my hair to stitch the gash,I have not shaved for 3 days as I cant hold the razor . Mrs BDF wants to give me a Mohican and shave me tomorrow but I'm a little afraid as she isClick image for larger version

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I gave Max two treats, one was because he is getting old which is a blessing under these circumstance.When he was younger he would try and have sex with anything warm blooded and stationary
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Old 12-21-2011, 10:20 AM   #8
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I'm glad to hear you survived your silliness.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:54 PM   #9
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Gosh, you really took a bad fall. So glad your Max's was with you. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
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Old 12-21-2011, 03:42 PM   #10
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You were blessed to have such a smart dog... You'll be back to yourself before no time... :)
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