I was just wondering...

[Katie H]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I was just wondering:
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?[/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?[/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Maybe someone here can help me.
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[Chef_Jimmy]

i don't get the first one...

Here are a couple:

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is there 1 bra but a pair of panties?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables and mineral oil comes from minerals,
where does baby oil come from?

When a plane almost hits something it is calles a near miss...why is it not a near hit?

Why arent hemorhoids called asteroids?.....ok thats pretty gross

i know so many more of these....they just aren't coming to me at this time...

 

[texasgirl]

Chef Jimmy, Pediatricians are for kids, small people, miniature golf, as opposed to regular adult doctors playing regular golf, get it?? hehe

 

[daisy]

Why do we have to go to a hairdresser to get rid of unwanted hair?

 

[PytnPlace]

Doctors used to take wednesdays off to golf when I was a kid. Maybe they still do.

 

[Uncle Bob]

Katie E....

I just called the family in....we all had a good laugh! Thanks!

 

[PytnPlace]

You guys are cracking me up!!