I went shopping for...but bought instead

[buckytom]

i went shopping for a gas can, and bought porn instead.

 

[pdswife]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... oh Bucky what would we do without you!!!???? Thank you for being you!

I went shopping for porn ( boy...I never said that before) and I bought a pair of handcuffs instead.....

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for handcuffs and bought a whip instead WooHoo. (don't be offended...only a game).

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a whip but bought some coolness instead

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for coolness but bought Fonzie instead

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for Fonzie, but bought A superman doll instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for superman and bought a hero sandwich instead.

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for a superman doll, but bought a chicken instead

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for Brill cream and a leather jacket and bought a pair of Chuck Taylors instead (sneakers)

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping to buy a pair of sneakers and bough a squeak toy instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a squeak toy and bought a dog bone instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a dog bone and bought a dog bed instead

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a dog bed and bought a pair of sheets instead.

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a pair of sheets but bought a blanket instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a blanket but bought sausages and pancakes instead.

 

[pdswife]

lol!

Went shopping for pancakes and bought a griddle instead

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for a griddle and bought a girdle instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a girdle and bought a sweat suit instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

Went shopping for a sweat suit and bought a bikini instead.

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for a bikini and bought a pool instead