I went shopping for...but bought instead

[quicksilver]

Went for a smoker and got a (nonsmoker instead)(Just kidding!)
firepit instead

 

[miniman]

I went shopping for a firepit but bought a fire extinguisher instead

 

[quicksilver]

went for a fire extinguisher and bought a smoke detector instead

 

[miniman]

I went shopping for a smoke detctor and bought some cigars instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for some cigars but suddenly remembered that I don't smoke and bought air freshener instead!

Barbara

 

[miniman]

I went shopping for air freshner and bought some hot bread instead

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for hot bread but bought cold butter instead.

Barbara

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for cold butter but bought sour cream instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for sour cream but bought baked potatoes instead.

Barbara

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for baked potato but bought potato chips instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy potato chips but bought tortilla chips instead.

 

[LadyCook61]

I went to buy tortilla chips but bought pretzels instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy pretzels but I bought breadsticks instead

 

[quicksilver]

I went shopping for breadsticks but bought red licorice instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for red licorice and bought Reese peanut butter cups instead.

 

[quicksilver]

went for Reeses but bought Goldberg's peanut chews instead

 

[LadyCook61]

went for peanut chews and bought jelly beans instead.

 

[quicksilver]

went for jelly beans but bought jelly goldfish instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for jelly goldfish and bought malted balls instead.

 

[quicksilver]

went for malted balls but bought cheez doodle balls instead