I went shopping for...but bought instead

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for a stretch couch but bought, Hmmm! 2 couches instead.

 

[LPBeier]

No, I didn't mean the couch was stretched, I meant that the connection between the potato and the couch was weak. I was thinking of "couch potato".

I went shopping for two couches and bought two broaches instead.

 

[lifesaver]

Sorry. I must have misunderstood

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for two broaches but bought a jewelry armoire instead.

Barbara

 

[Nadacloo]

I went shopping for a jewelry armoire, but I'm slightly dyslexic, so I bought jeweled armor instead!

 

[Barbara L]

Good one!

I went shopping for jeweled armor but bought CD jewel cases instead.

Barbara

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for a CD Jewel cases but bought a new piano instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a new piano but bought a tuba instead

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a tuba, but I bought a tube of toothpaste instead.

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for toothpaste but bought hot sauce instead

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for hot sauce, but I bought a hot toddy instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a hot toddy and bought a hot "teddy" instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a hot teddy but bought a Toothbrush instead

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a toothbrush and bought a scrubbing brush instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a scrubbing brush but bough a brillo pad instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a brillo pad and bought a mattress pad instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a mattress pad but I bought a heating pad instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a heating pad but bought an electric heater instead

 

[lifesaver]

i went shopping for an electricheater but bught an electric blanket instead

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for an electric blanket but bought a electric toaster instead.