We have a little weekly paper here in town, and two weeks in row, the headline story was about dumb criminals.
First story was about a guy who was on work release during the week. When he came back to jail on Friday night for his weekend confinement, he smuggled pot in.
The stupid part--the jail is maybe 2000 square feet. How ya gonna hide pot smoke in a place that small?
He is no longer on work release.
Second story--2 people broke into a garage and stole a gas can. The owner of the house came home and caught them in the act.
The stupid part--the owner is a county sheriff, and his cruiser was PARKED IN THE DRIVEWAY!!!
Can't fix stupid, no matter how long ya keep 'em in jail.