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Old 02-27-2006, 01:43 PM   #1
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I'm not fat!!

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!


That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

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Old 02-27-2006, 01:51 PM   #2
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I am a genuis in that case!
I'm so dang smart even my feet are starting to
hold info!!!
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:10 PM   #3
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I like that 'cause I am pretty "smart" myself...
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:29 PM   #4
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I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:47 PM   #5
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Quote:
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I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.
OMG

{cleaning up the spewed water off my desk!!}
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Old 02-27-2006, 03:27 PM   #6
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So does that make me an idiot???
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Old 02-27-2006, 03:32 PM   #7
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I'm just short for my weight.
My weight is ideal for the moon's gravity.
Round is a shape; thus I am in shape!

ok,

any other justifications...??
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Old 02-27-2006, 03:47 PM   #8
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I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
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Old 02-27-2006, 03:55 PM   #9
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Off the fat and onto the short. My husband always says that he is vertically challenged.
They have the stores called "Big and Tall" Dh wants to open one called "Short and Small" LOL
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Old 02-27-2006, 03:55 PM   #10
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I must be extremely smart and very fluffy!
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