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Old 03-04-2008, 06:27 AM   #11
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OH MY!!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:18 AM   #12
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That chainsaw one could've been inspired by a Darwin Award contender. A rare, living,Darwin Award contender.
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Old 03-04-2008, 12:14 PM   #13
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I say remove all warnings and disclaimers and let the gene pool deepen just a wee bit like nature intended, LOL.
Think of it as Evolution in Action!

ROFL - I was going to mention a Darwin Award, but was beat to the punch! I thought the only living Darwin Award recipient was the guy that trying to steal a lobster by stuffing it down his pants? The so-called "Lobster Vasectomy"?
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Old 03-04-2008, 03:01 PM   #14
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We never had labels like that while I was growing up, I wonder how I have lived so long. I guess I used the common sense I was born with.
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Old 03-04-2008, 03:12 PM   #15
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What????! No warning labels?!?!?!?
And you LIVED!?!?!?!?!
Amazing the things people do. There's been stories on the news recently about people taking thier sleeping meds BEFORE they drive home to get a head start on bedtime... then they kick in and they cause an accident. HELLO? Do you need to sleep the minute you get home? Slow down your life a little!
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Old 03-04-2008, 06:49 PM   #16
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I say remove all warnings and disclaimers and let the gene pool deepen just a wee bit like nature intended, LOL.
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:11 PM   #17
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:32 PM   #18
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We also have these ridiculous cautions here.

One phrase is very common here and that is 'Free Gifts'.
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:22 PM   #19
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How about "Clean Fill Dirt"
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Old 03-06-2008, 06:59 PM   #20
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I was coming home on the bus. Wasn't even 5 feet from my desired stop!

The idiotic driver says; "Get back behind the safety line."

Then I ask why that particuar bus line is always so slow while the others seems to run about every 5 minutes. His answer was "Because of people who stand in front of the safety line."

I said to him; I wonder if I were to look in the dictionary for the word stupid idiot, would your picture be next to it?

What an imbecile!!! And they wonder why they don't get the respect they want? THAT'S why!!
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