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Old 09-15-2005, 02:25 PM   #71
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I heard this joke once:

A psychologist told three mothers she could figure out what their fantasies were by the names they had given their kids. She says to the first mother:

"I know you have an obsession with money because you named your daughter Penny"

Then she said to the second mother:

"I know you are obsessed with food and sweets because you named your daughter Candy."

Suddenly the third mother drags his kid out of the room saying:

"Hurry up and lest go, Dick"
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:29 PM   #72
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LOL! Very cute! Thanks for the giggle
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:37 PM   #73
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ROTF!!! Too funny!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:35 PM   #74
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How about........

Jerry Christmas and Crystal Chandlier ??????????
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:16 PM   #75
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Quote:
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Suddenly the third mother drags his kid out of the room saying:

"Hurry up and lest go, Dick"
I bet their family name was Cox....
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:55 AM   #76
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Jeane Poole?
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:10 AM   #77
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Here are a Few Scottish names I found with a couple I added !

Girls Names

Alexandra
Eileen
Evenstar
Iseabail = Is-eh-bel
Keitha
Marina

Boys Names

Conway
Donovan
Evander
Gilroy
Ivor
Kaelan
Keegan
Magnus
Nicolai
Quentin
Quinlan
Ross
Zachary
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:51 AM   #78
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Jacob
Emily
Michael
Emma
Joshua
Madison
Matthew
Hannah
Andrew
Olivia
Joseph
Abigail
Ethan
Alexis
Daniel
Ashley
Christopher
Elizabeth
Anthony
Samantha
David
I found this name on the net
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:08 AM   #79
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I like the names

Hedda
Maira
Joanna
Jemina
for girls

Bjarne
Aaron
Lucas
Frederick
Tristan
for boys..
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:17 AM   #80
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Have you and hubby agreed on any yet, Corazon???
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